hyperbolic tales of a screenwriter and award winning diaper changer. sandy [at] ohoyt [dot] com Listen to my latest muxtape here. View some shots of my posse here. Find what remains of my tired ol’ site here and stalk me on Facebook here.spit up and shut downTumblr (3.0; @ohoyt)http://www.ohoyt.com/ToyStory 4D glasses in action.   Kid can make anything look...<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/u4vZYqeZacoxws36Xii1sUok_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>ToyStory 4D glasses in action.   Kid can make anything look cool.   http://www.ohoyt.com/post/46130264http://www.ohoyt.com/post/46130264Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:52:12 -0400I like to call this look hobo chic.  <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/u4vZYqeZacnr2rz8j6jLkwMJ_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>I like to call this look hobo chic.  http://www.ohoyt.com/post/46021490http://www.ohoyt.com/post/46021490Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:53:00 -0400I’m sure downgrading to a Prius would have been the...<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/u4vZYqeZacekwnsltDidnabE_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>I’m sure downgrading to a Prius would have been the prudent move, but apparently they don’t build those things with St. Bernard owners in mind.  http://www.ohoyt.com/post/45220181http://www.ohoyt.com/post/45220181Fri, 08 Aug 2008 12:50:30 -0400Poncho and Lefty.<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/u4vZYqeZaby4eql226XusNED_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Poncho and Lefty.http://www.ohoyt.com/post/43767079http://www.ohoyt.com/post/43767079Mon, 28 Jul 2008 00:24:21 -0400Seriously, is there a better place to spend your summer day than...<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/u4vZYqeZabrly0saO0ZYCSnB_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Seriously, is there a better place to spend your summer day than at the ballpark?  http://www.ohoyt.com/post/43274949http://www.ohoyt.com/post/43274949Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:55:04 -0400Props to Cousin Nancy for snapping this shot of the maestro in...<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/u4vZYqeZabkeyp4utt4XVyyu_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Props to Cousin Nancy for snapping this shot of the maestro in action.http://www.ohoyt.com/post/42711438http://www.ohoyt.com/post/42711438Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:05:19 -0400Only a clown would tattoo a toddler!   <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/u4vZYqeZabauenj1CwjGs5Oj_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Only a clown would tattoo a toddler!   http://www.ohoyt.com/post/41930685http://www.ohoyt.com/post/41930685Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:20:12 -0400And now you know why we only watch commercial free PBS cartoons...<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QUUzR28CMBI"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QUUzR28CMBI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>And now you know why we <strike>only</strike> watch commercial free PBS cartoons around here.  http://www.ohoyt.com/post/41659571http://www.ohoyt.com/post/41659571Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:14:58 -0400Back from our little vacation.   Tan and rested are we.   <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/u4vZYqeZab6ktd2ryJ6mJNYC_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Back from our little vacation.   Tan and rested are we.   http://www.ohoyt.com/post/41518779http://www.ohoyt.com/post/41518779Tue, 08 Jul 2008 17:40:00 -0400Happy 4th, mickey-fickeys!   May all your digits remain attached...<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/u4vZYqeZaayhl46kNuOQamPC_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Happy 4th, mickey-fickeys!   May all your digits remain attached this holiday weekend.   http://www.ohoyt.com/post/40785917http://www.ohoyt.com/post/40785917Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:48:25 -0400Shoutout to the Bang Siblings for coming out to Mom and...<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/u4vZYqeZaawjpum5qXM5Po2b_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Shoutout to the Bang Siblings for coming out to Mom and Dad’s retirement party and Cousin Jen who shot this one of them sitting on the same porch for the first time in over a decade!   http://www.ohoyt.com/post/40600483http://www.ohoyt.com/post/40600483Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:12:40 -0400Momma’s little slugger.   <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/u4vZYqeZaaw78lzmNZNxxayU_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Momma’s little slugger.   http://www.ohoyt.com/post/40562835http://www.ohoyt.com/post/40562835Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:23:00 -0400Apparently, river rafting now falls under the category of...<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/u4vZYqeZaav6vm79vePer39a_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Apparently, river rafting now falls under the category of “mandatory business trip activity.”  Isn’t that right, honey?  http://www.ohoyt.com/post/40471303http://www.ohoyt.com/post/40471303Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:25:00 -0400And you wonder why we live in California.   The view from Cousin...<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/u4vZYqeZaau2d1av8W21YOza_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>And you wonder why we live in California.   The view from Cousin Jen’s hotel room as captured by Ari on my iPhone.  http://www.ohoyt.com/post/40361711http://www.ohoyt.com/post/40361711Sun, 29 Jun 2008 23:31:17 -0400Photo<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/u4vZYqeZaarule0i1UEO6yhg_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.ohoyt.com/post/40181151http://www.ohoyt.com/post/40181151Sat, 28 Jun 2008 10:18:00 -0400Ari and Levi in ten years?  I can only pray! Watch Doug and...<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HWTgh91RLx4"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HWTgh91RLx4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Ari and Levi in ten years?  I can only pray! Watch Doug and Tyler kick some serious bluegrass ass.   As seen on <a target="_blank" href="http://lonelysandwich.com/">Lonely Sandwich</a>.http://www.ohoyt.com/post/39931436http://www.ohoyt.com/post/39931436Thu, 26 Jun 2008 11:08:00 -0400“Seven [NSFW] Filthy Words,” by George Carlin -  the...<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BTyzTJTNhNk"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BTyzTJTNhNk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>“Seven [<b>NSFW</b>] Filthy Words,” by George Carlin -  the man who proved it was alright to be smart and irreverent.  This bit became so famous, Carlin even performed it in front of the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Communications_Commission_v._Pacifica_Foundation" target="_blank">Supreme Court</a>.   R.I.P. you funny bastard!   http://www.ohoyt.com/post/39535147http://www.ohoyt.com/post/39535147Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:02:00 -0400Our gardener, Dick, likes to stop by early in the morning for a...<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/u4vZYqeZaajcm0y9jNP66R7c_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Our gardener, Dick, likes to stop by early in the morning for a cup of joe and some good ol’ fashion conversation.   Levi really loves having him around, not that you couldn’t tell by his adoring smile.http://www.ohoyt.com/post/39400433http://www.ohoyt.com/post/39400433Sun, 22 Jun 2008 11:33:00 -0400Cousin Tricia sent me a poignant reminder for this graduation...<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/u4vZYqeZaadp8pepl1ON29Gw_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Cousin Tricia sent me a poignant reminder for this graduation season.  Shout-out to her friend, Kevin, who just finished his freshman year at USC and wears this shirt with pride.  Remember, life’s too short to be a Bruin!   http://www.ohoyt.com/post/38908666http://www.ohoyt.com/post/38908666Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:40:00 -0400Meemah and Papa got Levi a new sweet ride for his 2nd birthday....<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/u4vZYqeZaa87yza3suKDKUYu_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Meemah and Papa got Levi a new sweet ride for his 2nd birthday.   http://www.ohoyt.com/post/38425295http://www.ohoyt.com/post/38425295Sat, 14 Jun 2008 16:38:00 -0400